Prosfic Bingo: B is for A Birdwatcher's Guide to Cornish Ghosts
I've finally finished A Birdwatcher's Guide to Cornish Ghosts * by Lizzie. It took a long time.
This story has good writing, and a lot of people like it, but it was just not my thing. That might have been predictable. While I have enjoyed a few, full-conversion AUs like this one—in which Bodie and Doyle have totally different lives, outside any version of CI5—tend to interest me less than other kinds of fics. I also find most sex scenes tedious, and this fic has a truly laughable number of sex scenes. It was easy enough to skim or skip them, but as many as there were, they did seem to me to break up the flow of the plot. At any rate, whether for those reasons or others, I simply never connected with this story. I finished it mostly because, by the time I stopped hoping it would grow on me, I had invested so much time that it seemed a shame to give up. 103,215 words. B/D slash.

B: A Birdwatcher's Guide to Cornish Ghosts by Lizzie (103,215 words)
C: Crossing the Jordan by istia (6,409 words)
D: Decisions by Carol (4,396 words)
E: The Eve of Destruction by istia (3,751 words)
H: Heat by Lainie Stone (11,853 words)
I: Into the Arms of Morpheus by Jojo (2,585 words)
K: Koala Magic by Nansi (4,637 words)
M: Masquerade by Tarot / Chris_Quinton (46,299 words)
N: Night Visit by istia (4,343 words)
O: Once a King or Queen in Narnia by Zana (6,145 words)
P: The Palest Ink by JGL (29,531 words)
R: Rule Britannia by fajdrako (22,414 words)
S: Spring-Heeled Jack by Georgina Kirrin (21,813 words)
T: Tea for Two by Alexandra (70,187 words)
X: X Marks the Spot by O Yardley (4,556 words)
Total words: 342,033
* Parts 1 to 5 are at the Circuit Archive, part 6, and the lovely art may be found at the Internet Archive.
This story has good writing, and a lot of people like it, but it was just not my thing. That might have been predictable. While I have enjoyed a few, full-conversion AUs like this one—in which Bodie and Doyle have totally different lives, outside any version of CI5—tend to interest me less than other kinds of fics. I also find most sex scenes tedious, and this fic has a truly laughable number of sex scenes. It was easy enough to skim or skip them, but as many as there were, they did seem to me to break up the flow of the plot. At any rate, whether for those reasons or others, I simply never connected with this story. I finished it mostly because, by the time I stopped hoping it would grow on me, I had invested so much time that it seemed a shame to give up. 103,215 words. B/D slash.

B: A Birdwatcher's Guide to Cornish Ghosts by Lizzie (103,215 words)
C: Crossing the Jordan by istia (6,409 words)
D: Decisions by Carol (4,396 words)
E: The Eve of Destruction by istia (3,751 words)
H: Heat by Lainie Stone (11,853 words)
I: Into the Arms of Morpheus by Jojo (2,585 words)
K: Koala Magic by Nansi (4,637 words)
M: Masquerade by Tarot / Chris_Quinton (46,299 words)
N: Night Visit by istia (4,343 words)
O: Once a King or Queen in Narnia by Zana (6,145 words)
P: The Palest Ink by JGL (29,531 words)
R: Rule Britannia by fajdrako (22,414 words)
S: Spring-Heeled Jack by Georgina Kirrin (21,813 words)
T: Tea for Two by Alexandra (70,187 words)
X: X Marks the Spot by O Yardley (4,556 words)
Total words: 342,033
* Parts 1 to 5 are at the Circuit Archive, part 6, and the lovely art may be found at the Internet Archive.