In Uncle Boris' Kitchen by Avery11, Napoleon is suffering the after-effects of capture by Thrush, and Illya distracts him with a story about his life in Russia. This is a very nice fic. The interactions between Illya and Napoleon are beautifully done, and the episode of Illya's backstory is believable and includes some intriguing historical detail. 6,644 words. Gen.

B: Botticelli by Elizabeth Bear (3,874 words)
D: Distraction by JantoJones (1,101 words)
J: Just a Number by JantoJones (404 words)
L: Lost & Found by Kellie Matthews (44,544 words)
M: The Mind's Construction by Azdak (16,801 words)
S: Safe Harbor by Kellie Matthews (48,030 words)
T: To earn your wings by rallamajoop (7,041 words)
U: Uncle Boris' Kitchen by Avery11 (6,644 words)
W: Waging World Peace by Alex51324 (32,445 words)
X: The Xavier's School Affair by C. Wehst (11,064 words)
Z: Zugzwang by Azdak (3,464 words)
Total words: 175,413

B: Botticelli by Elizabeth Bear (3,874 words)
D: Distraction by JantoJones (1,101 words)
J: Just a Number by JantoJones (404 words)
L: Lost & Found by Kellie Matthews (44,544 words)
M: The Mind's Construction by Azdak (16,801 words)
S: Safe Harbor by Kellie Matthews (48,030 words)
T: To earn your wings by rallamajoop (7,041 words)
U: Uncle Boris' Kitchen by Avery11 (6,644 words)
W: Waging World Peace by Alex51324 (32,445 words)
X: The Xavier's School Affair by C. Wehst (11,064 words)
Z: Zugzwang by Azdak (3,464 words)
Total words: 175,413