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2023-12-31 07:00 pm

Fics of the Year 2023

I've read around 200 works of fan fiction this year, totaling roughly 2.5 million words. Many of them have been excellent, but I thought it might be fun to pick some highlights on this New Year's Eve. Below are the fics that stood out the most in each of the categories listed, along with the comments I wrote after reading them.

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Happy New Year, everyone! I hope you enjoy my fanfic ramblings (because there are going to be a lot more in 2024).
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2023-12-18 12:14 am

Lifetime Fic Bingo: 1999



It's 1999, and everyone is talking about the Y2K bug. Ricky Martin is on the radio. Here in the USA, the year's top film is Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. New terms coined include: active shooter, adorkable, bling, blogosphere, carbon footprint, clickbait, e-waste, incel, pwn, and texting.

For 1999, I read three Professionals fics, one Professionals x Watership Down crossover, and one Man from U.N.C.L.E. fic.

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2023-12-05 09:21 pm
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Lifetime Fic Bingo: 1998



It's 1998. Britney Spears is on the radio. Here in the USA, the year's top film is Saving Private Ryan. This is also the year I saw the movie As Good As It Gets (released on Christmas Day 1997), which marked the first time I remember seeing a gay person portrayed in media. New terms coined include: amirite, bit rot, camgirl, cyberbullying, dark energy, distributed denial of service, gayborhood, microgreen, and neurodiversity. (An amirite is a type of fossilized stand-up comedian.)

For 1998, I read five fics: one Professionals and four Man from U.N.C.L.E..

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2023-12-01 04:43 pm
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Lifetime Fic Bingo: 1997



It's 1997. Celine Dion is on the radio. Here in the USA, the year's top film is Titanic. New terms coined include: auto-tune, cube farm, deep state, emoji, epigenetics, freegan, friends with benefits, fursona, nurdle, and weblog.

I read seven fics for 1997: two Man from U.N.C.L.E. and five Professionals.

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2023-11-12 07:36 pm

Lifetime Fic Bingo: 1996



It's 1996. The Spice Girls are on the radio, and I'm hearing their song "Wannabe" ad nauseum while practicing for my school's talent show. Here in the USA, the year's top film is Independence Day. New terms coined include: cromulent, embiggen, face-palm, fist bump, flip phone, live streaming, trans man, trans woman, phishing, and turntablism.

I read five fics for 1996: two Man from U.N.C.L.E., two Professionals, and one A-Team.

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2023-10-29 12:31 am
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This Week

An upside down turtle.


This week has been really stressful and confusing.
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2023-10-11 09:22 pm
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How Fanfic Sounds

As I discussed in a post a year ago today, I usually use text-to-speech software to read fanfic.

Recently, I acquired a new piece of text-to-speech software called Speechify that I'm very pleased with. (I made a post about it a while ago, but deleted it because I wasn't happy with the included videos.) Speechify comes with a wider variety of high quality voices than I had previously, and one of the things I've been doing since switching to it is using US voices for fanfic based on US media (such as The Man from U.N.C.L.E.) and UK voices for fanfic based on UK media (such as The Professionals).

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2023-09-27 09:19 pm

Lifetime Fic Bingo: Highlights 1986-1995



During the first 10 rounds of my Lifetime Fic Bingo game, 1986 to 1995, I read 54 fics. Of those, the six that I would most recommend today are:

The Seventeen Days in October Affair by Terry L Neill and J. M. D’Agostino-Toney (The Man from U.N.C.L.E.; 14,854 words; gen)
The Devil's Attic Affair by C. W. Walker ([personal profile] st_crispins) (The Man from U.N.C.L.E.; 28,968 words; gen)
Nothing Left to Lose by Jane (of Australia) and Madelaine Ingram (The Professionals; 33,529 words; slash)
The Blue Figurine by Courtney Grey (The Professionals; 29,960 words; slash)
Brighton Memoirs by gardenerhill (Sherlock Holmes; 5,530 words; slash)
One Small Step by Lori Beatty (The A-Team; 5,713 words; gen)

(Above: Scorpions performs music for the decade 1986-1995.)

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2023-09-27 09:18 pm
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Lifetime Fic Bingo: 1995



It's 1995. TLC is on the radio. (Among the songs I've featured in these posts, their "Waterfalls" is the first one that I remember being aware of at the time of its release.) Here in the USA, the year's top film is Toy Story. New terms coined include: anti-globalization, cap-and-trade, eurozone, genderqueer, jack in, lawyer up, meatspace, mom jeans, noob, and subprime.

I'm still helping my mother move and it is still exhausting. I've found energy for reading fic here and there, so that I've now finished my five fics for 1995. I have very little energy for writing them up, though. I'm just going to start and see how it goes.

For this year, I read one Man from U.N.C.L.E. fic and four Professionals fics. I hoped to read another Man from U.N.C.L.E. fic to make up for having none in the past two posts. I just couldn't get into the other one I had queued, though, and I ended up abandoning it. I also abandoned The Cat Came Back by Taz, a crossover between The Professionals and a 1993 movie called Hard Target. The fic seemed promising, but it spent a lot of time on characters from the movie, and I decided that, without seeing that, I didn't have the background to really appreciate the story.

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2023-09-13 10:00 pm
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Another Doll Dream


While napping today, I dreamt that Doyle had a large rag doll made in Bodie's likeness and would cuddle with it at night. Awake, I do not find this very plausible.
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2023-09-06 11:37 pm

Lifetime Fic Bingo: 1994



It's 1994. Green Day is on the radio. Here in the USA, the year's top film is Forrest Gump. New terms coined include: bootylicious, cyberterrorism, digital divide, dot-com, metrosexual, MP3, neurotypical, terms of service, upcycle, and webcam.

For the year 1994, I read four Professionals fics and one Sherlock Holmes fic. Once more, there are no Man from U.N.C.L.E. fics. Don't worry, though, I've already started reading one for 1995.

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2023-08-22 08:59 pm

Lifetime Fic Bingo: 1993



It's 1993. Mariah Carey is on the radio. Here in the USA, the year's top film is Jurassic Park. New terms coined include: alt-country, blue screen of death, commentariat, cosplay, dead-tree, e-commerce, gender-fluid, jukebox musical, robocall, and website.

(I find Mariah Carey's song Dreamlover instantly forgettable, but it was a big hit on its release, and I'm not going to be able to sustain only using songs in these posts that I personally appreciate.)

For the year 1993, I read four Professionals fics and one Sherlock Holmes x Blake's 7 crossover. Sorry, cousins, but there are no Man from U.N.C.L.E. fics this time.

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2023-08-18 10:17 pm

Lifetime Fic Bingo: 1992



It's 1992. Whitney Houston is on the radio. Here in the USA, the year's top film is Disney's Aladdin. New terms coined include: civil union, exoplanet, Frankenfood, hacktivism, kumbaya, MacGyver, personal digital assistant (PDA), photoshop, polyamory, transphobia, and woo-woo.

For the year 1992, I read one A-Team fic, one Man from U.N.C.L.E. fic, and three Professionals fics.

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2023-08-09 03:44 am

Yet More Recs

This morning I made an appointment for my dog to be put down, and this evening I had an encounter with a neighbor who made it clear that he thinks I am doing the wrong thing. Both of those have made tonight difficult, so I've decided to do another rec post. I always find them cheering.

I'll be drawing inspiration for this list from a collection of themed fic recs that I found via a Google search. I'm also going to try not to repeat any of the recs from my posts Genre Fic Recs for Bistocon, These Are a Few, or 66 Recs (to Get Your Kecks).

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Coming Out Fic Rec
Salem by Evan Nicholas ([profile] evan_nicholas)
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - gen
An unusual gen coming out story.

Crack Fic Rec
Munch, Munch, Munch by [personal profile] spikesgirl58
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - gen
Illya is always hungry.

Halloween Fic Rec
Death is Easy by [personal profile] spikesgirl58
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - gen
Another bedside vigil with an unusual outsider POV.

Holiday Fic Rec
Noel by [personal profile] otherhawk
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - gen
New partners at Christmas.

Humor/Funny Fic Rec
Spellcheck by [personal profile] shayheyred
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - gen
Illya arrives in America.

Hurt/Comfort Fic Rec
The Peace of Wild Things by Paper_Crane_Song
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - gen
Perfectly pitched h/c.

Mental Disorders/Illness Fic Rec
Too Much On My Mind by [personal profile] captain_starcat
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - slash
An unusual take on Napoleon's character.

Pining Fic Rec
Love's a Funny Thing by Azdak
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - labeled "other"
A story about various expressions of love.

Prostitute Fic Rec
Services Rendered by Nyssa
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - slash
An encounter between Napoleon and a male prostitute, who is the point-of-view character.

Protective Character Fic Rec
The Simple Affair by Mrs_Spooky
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - gen
A fine mission fic.

Religion Fic Rec
After Querido by Linda White
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - slash
A short look at Illya and Napoleon's relationship and the only fic I've encountered in which Illya is a Russian Orthodox believer.

Sad Fic Rec
At a Distance by Nyssa
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - slash
Very sad. Ack.

Sexual Tension Fic Rec
Hands by Cord Smithee
The Man from U.N.C.L.E - slash
From first meeting to first time. And Illya's hands.

Short Angsty Fic Rec
Burn All Your Bridges Down by IamShadow21
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - slash
Illya after UNCLE.

Tropical Setting Fic Rec
Between Life and Death by F. MacDonnell
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. - gen
A conversation turns to Illya's ring while he is held captive on a mission.

The Professionals
Age Difference Fic Rec
Lest These Dark Days by Jane Carnall and Ann Johnson
The Professionals - slash
A very convincing Bodie/Cowley fic.

Captured Fic Rec
Today's Lesson by JoJo
The Professionals - slash
Bodie is captured.

Fake Relationship Fic Rec
Concatenation by [personal profile] sineala
The Professionals - slash
B and D get married.

Horror/Demon/Vampire Fic Rec
The Devil and George Cowley by Ann Carr
The Professionals - gen
More things in heaven and Earth.

Older Characters Fic Rec
Ray's Cottage Garden Diary by Pale Rider ([personal profile] boothros)
The Professionals - slash
An older Ray contemplates the flowers he grows.

Post-Apocalypse Fic Rec
Into the Light of a Dark Black Night by lomelinde
The Professionals - slash
Bodie, Doyle, and Cowley after the end of the world.

Wedding Fic Rec
The Last to Know by PR Zed ([personal profile] przed)
The Professionals - slash
Ray leaves CI5 and what happens after.

Wings Fic Rec
Icarus Also Flew (everyone forgets that) by Anonymous
The Professionals - slash
Bodie has an unusual ability.

Other
Animal/Pet Fic Rec
Low by Dr Spleenmeister
The A-Team - gen
Inside Murdock's mind. Angst ho!

Asexual Fic Rec
To a Doctor's Wife by [personal profile] tweedisgood
Sherlock Holmes - liminal
A really beautiful fic, though sad.

BDSM Fic Rec
How Certain the Journey by brightlyburning
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. movie - slash
Napoleon/Illya BDSM AU with soulmate marks. Totally tropey, yes, but still quite compelling (even if I find the sex a little squicky).

Dystopian AU Fic Rec
Jim's Secret by RandomFlyer
The Sentinel - gen
Are-known AU featuring a society tilting toward dystopia.

Gender Swap Fic Rec
Portman Square by [personal profile] afterism
Raffles - femslash
Lady burglars.

Military Fic Rec
Psmith and Jackson, RFC by kindkit
Psmith - slash
Psmith and Mike during the First World War.

Movie Inspired Fic Rec
the compromise by Val Mora ([personal profile] valmora)
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. movie - slash
How do Napoleon and Illya's superiors view their relationship?

Prison Fic Rec
Five times the A Team escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground by Emma_Oz
The A-Team - gen
Why did the Team break out of prison?

Self-Harm Fic Rec
The Healing Properties of Felt-Tip Pens by Echo
The Avengers - gen
Not really self-harm, but adjacent.
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2023-08-04 11:58 pm
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Lifetime Fic Bingo: 1991



It's 1991, the last year of the Cold War. Nirvana is on the radio. Here in the USA, the year's top film is Terminator 2. New terms coined include: BDSM, carjacking, cybersex, ethnic cleansing, heteronormative, laggy, mixtape, NPC, pescetarian, and SMS. It's also the year I found out that years have numbers.

I read five fics from 1991: three Man from U.N.C.L.E., one Professionals x Star Trek, and one plain(ish) Professionals.

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2023-07-29 12:39 am

Lifetime Fic Bingo: 1990



It's 1990 (finally). Sinéad O'Connor is on the radio. Here in the USA, the year's top film is Home Alone. New terms coined include: big-box, black hat, geek out, gift card, hoodie, intelligent design, malware, spam, twentysomething, and World Wide Web.

For the year 1990, I read one Man from U.N.C.L.E. fic, one A-Team fic, one Professionals x EastEnders crossover, and two plain Professionals fics.

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2023-07-13 11:43 pm

Me!

DALL-E drew a picture of me. I did the color...

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2023-07-06 12:12 am
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Lifetime Fic Bingo: 1989



It's 1989. Madonna is on the radio. Here in the USA, the year's top film is Batman. New terms coined include: air quotes, cybersecurity, eco-friendly, helicopter parent, hypertext markup language, retcon, right-click, scrunchie, and showrunner.

I read three Man from U.N.C.L.E. fics and two Professionals fics released in 1989, as well as some additional material.

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2023-07-02 09:06 pm

Blurbs

I've collected a large selection of fics to read as part of my Lifetime Fic Bingo game. While I was researching and collecting, I kept a list of the fics, with short notes to remind myself what they were. Tonight I've been reading back over those and finding some of them amusing. Here's a selection:

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2023-06-28 09:55 pm
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Peak Fanfic

I'm in the midst of reading my first fic from 1989. I'm enjoying it, but the point where I stopped this evening feels amusingly like a parody of fanfic: Our heroes have returned from the parallel universe. Hero A has recovered from the amnesia he developed about being kidnapped there and brainwashed into working as a prostitute. As a result, our heroes can now enjoy anal sex. Yay!